''u could be 78 and id still think ur hecka cool B)'' - anon
phantomthelabrat:

wrotten:

Sami Kuosmanen

At first glance I thought this was a herd of wild doritos

”herd of wild doritos”

phantomthelabrat:

wrotten:

Sami Kuosmanen

At first glance I thought this was a herd of wild doritos

”herd of wild doritos”


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22 hours ago

towritelesbiansonherarms:

iswearimnotnaked:

bookworm8199:

iswearimnotnaked:

because i’m ḧ̽͛͋̽̿ͥ̉̾̌̃̄҉̮̜̠̹͙͖̩̙̤̣̭̩̤̝̼̘̠ͅa̓̉̓ͫ̋̿ͧ́̑́̃̃͏̹̦͈̱p̧ͦ͌̓̌̍ͮ̇̽̆̎ͣ̍ͫ͛̈̏̚͘͡҉̗̳̟͙̙͉̙͓̹̭̩͉͎͎pͭ̌ͤͯ̋̌̎̉̐̄̀̑҉̢͟҉͔͉̜̞̼̺̦͞y̨ͧ͐̏̿ͧ̚҉̨̲̹͚̪͓̖͎͕͙̮̣͔͉ͅ ̧͉̻̼̬̖̠͗̃ͧ̏̀͘͝͝ ̛̝̦͖̮̺̹̹͈̹̹͉͓̃̉ͫ̄ͭ̈́̂̍̾͗̃͑̐͊͛͝͡ ̸̷̬̪̥̝̱̯̥͎̗̼̞̭͕̼̦͑ͦ̄͊͆̌̈̄̓̑ ̵̲̺͙̦̼̰̩͎͙̤͎̯͕͇͂̾̏̀ͨ̂͛̌ͭͥ̊̉̇̆ͨ͛

THATS JUST ABOUT THE SCARIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

C̫͎͚̝͎̕Ĺ͇̪̝̞̹A͏̴̰͕̩̲͉̻̱̯P̞͚̜̻͚̩̱̹̤͠ ̼͈̤̦̳͖A̭͟͝L̼̭̯̻Ò̤̭̦͜͝Ṉ̭̬͎̥̦́G̡͖̪͔͈͔͎̼͢ ̸̢̟͈̥̺̮ͅÍ̵̷̜̖̻F̴̵̛̱̩͈̼ ̶͏̹̬̗̦Y̤̱̖̫O̶̯̜̟̺͎̲̯̣U͏̷̯͍ ̲͓̰̖̺̭̖F̸҉̩̼E̵͖̮̝̩̝̜͕̬E͏̟͉̦̤̯͈̣͓L̩͔͖

Ǐ͚̯̘̰͚͍͓̤̀̀’̶̨̜̖̰̼̬̭͇͍̿̋ͭ́ͨͬ͆̿̀m̲͎̭͉̹̹̯͕̒͋ͫ͛̀̎͝ ̡̍̿ͪ͡҉̱̝͚͇l͉̘̪̲̲̠̱ͭ̉̉ͯͧo̟͖̗͈̥̯͊̔͒ͭ͝v̛̍ͪ͋͛̆ͤ̋ͯ͏̪͠ͅȋ̪̣̻̖͚̫̝ͣ̍̓ͤn̵̨͍̥̝̰ͧ̀̅͂ͣ͞g̴̭̺͉̫͖̩̦̜̔́ͮ̈̃͑ ͋͂ͮ̎̚͡҉̸̣̜̰͉̤i̴̡̹͙͛́̀̅tͯ̅͒͂̏̍̀̾͢҉̵͙͕̙̦͎̖

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oliver in 1x04, “let’s go scooping” 

(Source: falahies)


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22 hours ago

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’


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22 hours ago

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this


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22 hours ago

Breakdowns & Break-Ups: Oliver in Relation to Connor

mentally-maladjusted:

When Connor first hit on Oliver at the bar, Oliver was so shocked that he was being hit on, let alone by someone who looks and carries himself like Connor.  As soon as he saw that he could lose Connors attention, Oliver agreed to break company policy and hack into his bosses email in order to give Connor what he wanted.  When Connor had to cancel their dinner plans, Oliver tried to be the assertive and independent one, telling Connor that he wasn’t going to be on hold for him, but immediately buckled.  Oliver loved having Connor in his bed, for sure; however, it’s pretty clear that he also loved being able to help Connor, to be able to be of use to him, indispensable.  

Cut to Connor sleeping with Pax in order to get information.  Pax had information that Connor needed for a case, so he slept with him in order to attain that information.  While there are differences, there are also glaring similarities to Connors seduction of Oliver; this approach seems to be Connor’s standard operating procedure.  The difference between Pax and Oliver is that Connor has genuine feelings for Oliver — feelings that he has trouble recognizing and accepting for what they are.  Looking at Oliver’s reaction to finding out about Connor and Pax, it’s pretty clear to me that he is upset about more than Connor sleeping with someone else.  By listening to that recording, Oliver found out that not only did Connor have sex with someone else, he also seduced someone else in order to get information.  The betrayal was two-fold because on one end, it can be argued that Oliver’s upset stems predominately from Connor being with someone else; at the same time, though, it can also be looked at as Oliver feeling cheated on regarding the role he plays in Connors life — not as his bedmate, but as his helpmate.  Connor found someone else to sex information out of.  

Oliver, who was so surprised by and eager to keep Connor’s attention that he risked his job to be helpful to him, has just found out that he is not as indispensable as he thought he was because Connor will go elsewhere for information/help, not just to him.  Connor’s dalliance with Pax challenged Oliver’s sense of worth to Connor romantically, but also undermined what he considered his usefulness; what made Connor keep coming back.


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22 hours ago

(Source: fallwithsomegrace)


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22 hours ago

Every Coliver scene in Season 1 so far

(Source: bitter-kurt-stan)


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22 hours ago

armalis:

sci-fi episodes i want:

  • ship’s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign
  • firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer to repeat 2300. translators have to explain to the enemy why everyone is an hour late to peace talks.
  • unintelligble message is sent out into the void because someone’s pet cat walked across their keyboard. message is interpreted as a marriage proposal.
  • universal translators break, everyone is reduced to hand gestures
  • viewscreen has dead pixels in the upper left corner, drives the captain a bit bonkers
  • space gps tells us to take a right where we should take a left. plucky recent academy grad on the graveyard shift realizes that this would take us into the sun and makes the course correction. ship’s computer advises her for two hours to make a u-turn when it is safe to do so

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22 hours ago

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

(Source: aceremuslupin)


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