''u could be 78 and id still think ur hecka cool B)'' - anon

steven-stoned:

OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

(Source: steven-stoned)


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How to tell how much of a Marvel fan the people in the movie theater are:

shadowjumpingsherlock:

will-graham-willgraham:

cupcakeforger:

supergleefuldoctorwolflock:

Stage 1: Those who leave as soon as the movie ends

Stage 2: Those who know to stay until the credits for the extra scene

Stage 3: Those who stay until the end of the credits for the second extra scene

I’m a stage three. 

We all are

Stage 4: those who will stay until the ushers kick them out because they don’t trust marvel


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lithefider:

drrrtylove:

guys i wore these heat-resistant sleeves today to clean the friers and they were super ridiculous right

i mean lookit them

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and i realized

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i waS LIKE SASUKE

tHEN REALIZATION PT 2

HE WEARS THOSE dUMB LOOKIN ARMBANDS CAUSE FIRE

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HE BReATHES FIRE AND HE’S JUST PROTECTING HIS ARMS ITS NOT A FASHION STATEMENT LIKE WE THOUGHT IM KINDA UPSET BY THIS???? 

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He’s still a tool lol, but wow that - MY WHOLE WORLD IS CHANGED.


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piercingsandink:

beyoncespenis:

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JESUS CHRIST HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Source: hotch0colate)


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whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor


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endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle)


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irrationalwitch:

pottercolours:

friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿

#he’s a keeper


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the-last-hair-bender:

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

*cackles like a hag*


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dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could of happened


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